Hey guys is one of ur guy down here am new and It seems like am about to meet some fresh ladies and gentlemen.

 

New here. Married to hunnypot74skeeper. We are looking to add excitement and maybe some other people to our sex life.

 

Hello Rooms. Tall Italian man openminded and spontaneous.

 

hey all, just working on how to navigate here. Been a fan of xnxx for ages

 

Ok

 

Occasional meal Italian 6 to 10 my Curious backup bisexual and rest of the meeting in a couple of swingers for

 

Welcome Sherry

 

Hey there 37 m new to this

 

Hello, I’m Downforeverything!
I’m 24 years from Europe and straight, but sometimes a little bit bicurious.

I’m in love with BBW, and a huge fan of huge natural boobs. From time to time I can also enjoy some anal play with myself (mostly with an dildo of my own cock).

And I have a fantasie of sucking a pretty big cock one day, just to try.

 

My husband has e.d. it sucks... I miss having sex often...mmmm so often... i masturbate every chance i get... I miss feeling someone's touch and mouth on me

 

I dont know how to message on here so you're gonna have to send the first message

 

HEy everyone it's Austin I'm 25, today. It's my birthday haha I'm from Florida near tampa

 

yo

 

Hello all you beautiful people

 

Thanks my birthday was awesome. But still need a lucky woman to finish it off with.

 

I'm new and I can use all the info I can get and reading is kind of my thing, if it would stop switching from one subject to the other So I could read it. So either way I could really use some help here. And if you can explain to me how to start pming. Explain it like you're talking to an eight-year-old. That way I'm sure to get it. Thank you

 

A hello from the new guy .

 

Is it ok if I just follow the peeps that interests me?

 

Hello fellow deviants,
I am God's Misfit. I am going to take it easy and slow, because it will take me some time to read the rules and figure out my place in all of this. Also I have a small keyboard and so sometimes I will be typing away and I will look at the screen and it will be full of gibberish. I will tell you right now that I will get involved with the community. I enjoy writing and talking dirty in a girls ear while my hands are doing dirty things to her body. I like edge play and can bend a woman's sanity like a mentalist can bend a spoon. I have personally gone on masterbation binges for three days without a break. I amazed that I haven't broken it off like an old piece of moldy frayed rope. I think that I will fit in just fine. I appreciate the fact that you have welcomed me this way. Here is my favorite joke: A three legged dog bursts into a saloon and says, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw. Except now I can't fuck him up like he really deserves, because that might be construed as beastially, not to even mention the aspects of insest that might be in the back of everyone's mind because he's my uncle! I already have been thrown out of one cult in New Orleans because I refused to speak in tounges. I don't really care about that. But this is a sex club, and that has been the most important thing in in my life life since the first time I discovered what my cock could do. I actually thought that I had broken it somehow, and it might be squirting blood. Imagine my relief. And the question I had! Who could I ask? Dare I tell someone what I was doing. I did the math one time and it seems like I have ejaculated somewhere around 100 gallons of jizz in my life. That is a lot of jizz, but I am pretty sure that I don't hold the record."
I turned to him and said," Hey, Shut up! You are a dog and you can't talk, so why don't you get out of here and go fall into one of your 50 gallon drums of cum and drown with a couple lungs full of cock phlegm. And you are too young to be in a bar. How are you planning to shoot your uncle any how? You are a Jack. Russell Terrier. If by some chance in Hell you are able to outdraw him with paws, and somehow pull the trigger, well, look at you! You can't weigh more than 25 lbs! You have a Colt 45 in your holster, which has me totally freaked out. How did you wrap the belt around that thing anyway? I think you better loosen it up a little. Some, "things", back there are swollen and I don't like that color. What on Earth is wrong with you that you could be making this sort of serious mistake? Have you ever done anything this incredibly stupid before? "
The dog hung his head down in absolute shame, not able to meet my eyes, and in a barely audible voice said," Well, I voted for Trump."
I just said all of that to say this: The dog and I are seeing each other socially now. And no, we don't do "that", we just cuddle and smooch a little when I"ve been drinking, but that is perfectly normal. So here is my problem ladies, I love my dog but I love playing with your puppies better. I am obsessed with everything female, I am so horny I could scream. And at times I have screamed, although that would normally be your job. Gosh I hope I don't get banned from a dirty nasty sex website for not obeying the rules. That could ruin my reputation, and once you get to know me you will see how unlikely that is. I don't mind if you slutty ladies want to set a few rules, It's OK with me. You will just have to mumble them to me around a mouthful of cock and balls. I will fill out my introduction package from Human Resources tomorrow night and reach out to some potty-mouthed suck whore to be my new best friend. Don't worry. The right ball hangs a few inches below the left one, so instead of me trying to jam everything in your mouth side by side like a three car garage, I can feed all the pieces in there consecutively like parallel parking on a really busy street in heavy traffic without falling into a very dirty and deep pothole. And yes, if that's not good enough ladies, I also love to eat pussy. And that, gentlemen, is how you pick up a woman. Good night from Hawaii. - God's Misfit